How Long Does It Take To Process My Order?

How long does it take to process my order?

Our sexy shipping team ships our shades Monday thru Friday*. The shipping cut-off for same-day shipping is at noon Mountain Standard Time [12:00pm MST], and they do not work nights [we aren’t Bezos]. If you place an order Friday at 1:00pm, it will not ship until Monday. That includes shipments placed with overnight shipping, so read up before you pay $69 for shipping.

When your order is processed, you’ll receive a tracking email with all your shipping information from [email protected].

During the holidays we may experience longer processing times due to you f*ckers ordering so many Pit Vipers. We’re sorry for the delays and will let you know on the checkout page what processing times are looking like.

*On Fridays, the shipping team works shirtless. Enter the warehouse with caution or excitement.*

How Long Does It Take To Process My Order?Updated a year ago